i want a bf ♏️
spider-man priorities over the years
tobey maguire: MJ!!!
andrew garfield: GWEN!!!
tom holland: plz let me be an avenger
(Source: astroparker, via perks-of-being-chinese)
imagine if at the end of a movie instead of credits it just had one piece of text come up that said “credit to the people who made this movie :) x”
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psychic: *reads my mind*
my mind: ba. ha baba. ha baba da gaba.
psychic: what the fuck
(Source: beach-beast, via allantruong)
Love the chaos
Revolving door: my anxiety and racing thoughts Guy with mop hiding in the corner trying his best to clean up the mess: me
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When ur writing an essay for a test and the teacher says u have 3 minutes left
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did you know that money can talk?? mine is always saying goodbye :(
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there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!
PLEASEEE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE THIS HE’S SO PERPLEXED
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via laughing-llama)
“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”
(via clisappointment)